This be the poem?
A friend of mine sent me a link to this little ditty performed by the …. hmmmm…. raconteur, writer, ex-MP, Celebrity Goggleboxee, and an all-round eloquent and amusing person, Gyles Brandreth. In just over 30 seconds he tells you (almost) all that you needed to know go low-carb. Could he be the modern William Banting? (See Heroes and Villains No 1)